1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,720 Milk, my man! 2 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,710 I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday. 3 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:10,290 You're my best friend. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,210 Uh, I can't do what we do without you. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,360 You're my partner in crime. 6 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:14,490 That sounded weird. 7 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:16,990 Love you, bro. Best roommate as well. 8 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:19,490 Uh, I know you're going to see this later, but... 9 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,860 ...uh, for now, let's see the setup. 10 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,840 This is Jason. He's going to be helping me out with the event tonight. 11 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,590 Uh, we were in acting class together. 12 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:29,660 I know we've done a lot of crazy pranks on this channel, 13 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,390 but this is definitely going to be 14 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:34,670 the most insane prank we have ever done on this channel. 15 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:35,720 - Getting nervous? - I mean... 16 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:36,880 How could you not be? 17 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,370 Jason and Milk have never met. 18 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:40,260 He is a complete stranger to Milk. 19 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,720 Why would I, Milk's best friend, invite 20 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:45,120 some complete stranger to his birthday party? 21 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:47,630 This thing right here is a squib. 22 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:49,100 We're going to be putting this on Naomi. 23 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,480 For those of you who don't know what a squib is... 24 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,030 - It's "squib." - Whatever. 25 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,860 A squib is basically, in the movies, 26 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,750 when they want to get, like, blood to pop out of the guy's chest. 27 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,230 Good luck. Look at that thing. 28 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,020 But this is just one piece of the puzzle. 29 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,380 What happened to that girl Jessica? I haven't seen her in a while. 30 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:05,670 We used to see her. She's come over a couple times to our place. 31 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,680 She was weird. 32 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,930 She's still a virgin, though. 33 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,480 - I think this is it. - The van. 34 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,920 How the fuck do you know it's the van? 35 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:11,820 Well, he said it's the van. 36 00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:13,940 It's exactly what they think it is. 37 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:16,720 You know, bro, this guy could touch kids too. 38 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:19,460 - Hey, it's for the prank, right? - Yeah, but where did you find him? 39 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,820 In the black market. 40 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,940 What do you mean, the black... What is the black market? 41 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:24,040 It's kind of like Craigslist. 42 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:25,820 - This is crazy. - Shut the fuck up. 43 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:27,600 Let's do this. Come on, we're pros. 44 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,070 - How you doing? - Doing good. How are you? 45 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:31,840 - Seven? - Yeah. 46 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,640 Hi, how you doing? My friends... 47 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:36,360 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good, how are you? 48 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,330 Nice to meet you. Yeah... 49 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:40,920 What are you... what are you filming this for? 50 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,900 Well, yeah, so we're part of... 51 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,230 Let me... let me rephrase: you can't film this. 52 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,550 Well, it's a YouTube channel. We could change your voice... 53 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,500 - ...and we could blur your face. - Nope. 54 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:53,250 Nope. Get the shot, whatever you do. 55 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,770 I had a client that wanted a real gun 56 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,350 that looked like a toy gun. Shoots real bullets. 57 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,150 So you know what I did? 58 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,630 I put one of these orange tips on it. 59 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,850 This is a 1911. It's a .45 caliber. Will stop a grizzly bear. 60 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,410 This is what you're looking for. 61 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,360 Here, pay attention. So you cock it back. 62 00:02:08,390 --> 00:02:12,070 Now, once you cock it, the bullet is still in the chamber, right? 63 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,610 Even with the mag out. Very important. 64 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,550 Well, guys... goodbye. 65 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:18,550 What? ...Oh, Jesus! 66 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,260 Did you see the look on his face? 67 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:24,880 I always get the same questions, so I have to do it. 68 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,110 Are those real bullets? Are they going to get hurt? 69 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,520 Blanks! Bangers! 70 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:31,300 These are the best in the world. 71 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,920 I just proved that to you with my life. 72 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,420 So if you don't know where this is going by now, then... 73 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:42,200 ...you're just going to have to wait and see it all play out. 74 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:48,160 There he is. Look who it is! 75 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:50,670 The birthday boy! It's looking good, man. 76 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,680 Yeah... 77 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,590 It feels kind of weird decorating for my own birthday. 78 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,460 Maybe when they come in, I'll jump up and say "Surprise!" 79 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:59,480 - What? Really? - Good, don't I? 80 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,200 Yeah, practice the moves. 81 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,110 People showed up! You actually came! 82 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,960 - Hello! - Of course you did. Hey, what's your name? 83 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,840 - Laura. - I'm Seven. 84 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:09,210 - This is Lara. - Okay. 85 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,060 Lara, nice to meet you. 86 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,620 - Laura. - Lara. L-A-R-A. 87 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,080 - Happy birthday, Marshall! - Thank you. 88 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:16,900 - Huh? - Milk. 89 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,780 - Why "Milk"? - People... my friends just call me that. 90 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,940 - He loves milk. - Rice milk! 91 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,240 That's just whole milk. 92 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,610 Hey! Happy birthday! 93 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:27,360 What's up, brother? 94 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,720 What are we talking about? 95 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:32,210 Shots! 96 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,790 Tequila, bitches! 97 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,520 Hey, where can I put this jacket? 98 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,630 You didn't scare anybody, okay? 99 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,390 So, we're driving home. Milk says 100 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,410 he's going to split the driving with me. 101 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,950 He's asleep in the back seat in ten fucking minutes. 102 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:04,060 I told Milk to play some good music, 103 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:06,180 and he puts on "Gravity" by John Mayer. 104 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:09,450 And as soon as he puts it on, he goes, "Yeah, can you lower that?" 105 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,300 You've done anal? 106 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,760 - Ma'am! - Tightest thing I've ever... 107 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:13,620 - Put a finger down. - Yes, sir. 108 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,270 I thought you were gay. 109 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,110 She's bi. 110 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:18,910 Oh my God! Oh, you swing both ways. Okay, 111 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,760 you're forgiven. Now, uh... new one, new one. 112 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,690 Never have I ever, uh... killed an animal. 113 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,120 Oh! Who's been hunting? 114 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,380 - What? - What happened? 115 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:29,510 Sorry, I ran over a bunny. 116 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:31,700 It was... it came out of nowhere, and... 117 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,060 - ...and I was speeding. - Aw, little guy. 118 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,190 - What about you? - Next question. 119 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,520 No, what about you? You dropped a finger. 120 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,220 You dropped a finger. What's up? 121 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,120 - It wasn't... - What did you do? 122 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,820 I killed the cat. 123 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,670 What the...? You killed... 124 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,300 ...the cat? 125 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,580 That's tough, dude. 126 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,660 Yeah. 127 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:53,280 - What happened? - Uh, it's just... 128 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,040 ...something you're not supposed to do, you know? 129 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:58,160 Really fucking weird. 130 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,310 I was, like, seven... 131 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,730 ...years old. 132 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,170 - Next! - Who's here? 133 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:04,910 Uh, it's just a friend. 134 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,140 Everybody's here. 135 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:10,520 Hey, what's... hey, yo, what's up! 136 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:14,100 - This is, uh, Devon. - Okay, nice to meet you, man. Milk. 137 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,170 - Milk? - Yo, people call me Mold. 138 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,480 I get it. 139 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:21,460 - Drinks over there. - Thanks. 140 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,580 - Yeah, no problem, man. - Thanks for coming. 141 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,540 Well, why are you inviting random people to my birthday party? 142 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,220 I mean, I didn't see him as a random person. 143 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,410 To me, he's a random person. 144 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,600 Okay, look, I'm sorry. 145 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,850 You know, the coffee shop. We... we met at the coffee shop. 146 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,900 You met him at a coffee shop? 147 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,530 He's a nice guy. 148 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,680 You... 149 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,240 Yeah, but... 150 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,100 Like, just... what the... 151 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:59,250 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 152 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:04,580 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 153 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:10,410 ♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪ 154 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:15,700 - Fuck you guys! - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 155 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:22,080 We got him! 156 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,920 We got... 157 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,550 ...another very successful prank. 158 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:28,770 Thank you for making it all happen. 159 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,640 The prank: "Happy Birthday." 160 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:41,030 - There he is! - You got me. Come on! 161 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:42,460 - You got me. - Wasn't that awesome? 162 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,780 Jesus... what the fuck! I can't believe we pulled it off. 163 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,500 Was it... was it blanks, dude? 164 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,420 It was blanks. Don't even ask me how I got him. 165 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,490 I'm changed. I'm a changed man. 166 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,570 I know. So, uh... Jason? In my class. 167 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:53,380 - Jesus. - He's good, you know. 168 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,080 He was the only one available. 169 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,960 I... I thought he was pretty good. You know, that whole... 170 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,470 ...fucking line? That was improvised. 171 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,340 Well, that's... but that was good though, 'cause... 172 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:03,340 ...that was actually the moment I started to not like him. 173 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,260 - Once he said that, I was like, "Fuck this guy." - All right, well... hey, it worked. 174 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:10,860 Fuck, dude. Is that the fucking landlord? 175 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,340 Fuck. Dude, this is another fucking prank. 176 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,160 I'm not... I'm not going to fall for it. 177 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:18,800 You think I'm doing two pranks on you in one night? 178 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:19,600 Yeah, dude. 179 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,280 I don't think I'm that much of a genius. 180 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,300 - Who's at the door? - I mean, hopefully a stripper. 181 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,200 Dude, I bet it's the fucking cops... 182 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,460 - ...because... - Who's at the door? Who is it? 183 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,930 I just want to let you know that I've got children next door 184 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,790 that have to be at school in the morning. 185 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:49,900 Well, I'm sorry, sir. Um... were we too loud? 186 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,860 I'm sorry. We'll keep it down, sir. 187 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,260 Thank you! 188 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,830 - Oh, what the fuck was that, dude? - Who the fuck... who the hell was that? 189 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:41,490 What the hell was that? Fool me once... Seriously, 190 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,790 - I'm not going to fall for it. - We didn't... we don't fucking... 191 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,630 - ...know him. - Yeah, who the fuck was that guy? 192 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,410 - I... I know. - Was that your grandpa? 193 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,960 Yeah, whatever. It's not a... it's not... 194 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,150 All right. School night! 195 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:00,820 I think you're pretty cool too. I'm sorry I had to kill somebody. 196 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,640 Hey, see you later! 197 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,220 Shut up, we're having a moment here. 198 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,510 All right, guys, I'm going to bed. 199 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,390 - Okay, night. - Night. 200 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,010 - 7-Eleven? - Yeah. Yes! 201 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,660 How fucking crazy was that? 202 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:16,590 You like that? 203 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,650 That was insane. My heart stopped. 204 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,480 I thought you were dead. I thought I'd lost you. 205 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,400 Good. 'Cause Seven was like... Oh, his real name is Jason. 206 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,080 Why did he make a fake name? 207 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,690 'Cause I don't even know who Jason is. 208 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,350 So why would he even make up a fake name? 209 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,500 Did you guys get the gun? 210 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,680 - That's a real gun? - Yeah. 211 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,230 What the fuck! 212 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,460 I think the next prank should be on Link. 213 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,830 Oh, definitely. It's your turn. 214 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,600 So we met a guy off, like, the black web. 215 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,570 I don't... yeah, it was fucking... Seven's crazy. 216 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,900 The guy's van... the van was the creepiest fucking part. 217 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,920 And then he fucking killed himself. 218 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:50,780 He wasn't actually dead, but it was... it was fucking... yeah. 219 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,120 - Are you fucking serious? - No, I'm being dead serious. 220 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:55,040 You missed! 221 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:57,430 You better pay for that, huh? 222 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:58,850 Shut the fuck up. 223 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,220 That was fun. That was fun. 224 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,470 Hey, guys... 225 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,590 ...is it just me, or is that fucking creepy? 226 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,090 What? 227 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,720 I'm not going to fall for it, guys. 228 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,870 I appreciate the... the effort. Really. 229 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:16,880 For what? 230 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,320 Milk, this isn't a prank. 231 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,880 We didn't fucking hire him. 232 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,100 Good job. You look really fucking... 233 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,790 - ...creepy right now. - Marshall! 234 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,750 - No, I'm just wondering... - What's wrong with you? 235 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,850 - I'm done with it, man. - What the fuck is wrong with you? 236 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,210 - I'm done with the fucking prank! - Sir, I'm... I'm sorry. 237 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,570 - We didn't... we don't mean that. - So sorry, he's just confused. 238 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,600 What makes you think you can talk to people like that? 239 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,580 - Dude, it's fine. - It's not fine. 240 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,740 It is fine, man. Trust me. 241 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:44,910 THE DAY HE DIED 242 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:47,920 Milk. Milk, wake up! Milk, wake up! 243 00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:48,710 Dude... 244 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,480 I need you to wake up right now. 245 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,940 What the fuck? 246 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,740 - Why are you recording right now? - I need... I need you to... 247 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,650 ...see what's downstairs. 248 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:57,910 - What time is it? - It's early. 249 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,580 - Oh my God... - Listen, listen, dude. 250 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,370 I need you to go see what's downstairs. 251 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,990 - Why? - Because somebody is down there. 252 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,750 Don't fucking worry. 253 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,580 Hello? 254 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,890 All right, we need to call the cops or something. 255 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,890 No, no, no, no, no. We're not calling the cops. 256 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,000 What do you mean, not call the cops? He's breaking and entering! 257 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,910 But I... I just... I yelled at him last night, so... 258 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,200 He's probably just... 259 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,480 What do you mean, you yelled at him last night? Why were you yelling at him? 260 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:44,790 Whenever me and Link and Naomi went to the 7-Eleven... 261 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:45,940 ...I saw him. 262 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,550 And I thought... I saw... I thought it was part of your prank, Seven. 263 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,830 What did I tell you? I'm not doing any more... 264 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,780 Well, when you're shooting people in the fucking... 265 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,520 ...pranks, I said... What? When you're... 266 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,670 ...shooting people in the fucking living room, 267 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,080 how am I supposed to differentiate between the two? 268 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,940 You're supposed to take my word for it. 269 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,240 When I say I'm not doing another prank, I'm not doing another prank! 270 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,860 I'm just going to apologize to him. 271 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,020 You don't need to apologize. Let's just call the cops. 272 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:11,120 No, no, no, no. Let's not involve the fucking law. 273 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:16,680 Be nice. 274 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,670 Fuck... 275 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,330 What? What the fuck? 276 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,600 It's dead-bolted from the inside. 277 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,750 He's probably in there. 278 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,310 Yeah. 279 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,690 Wait... just be careful. 280 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,560 We're coming in! 281 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,040 Coming in! 282 00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,810 He's not in there. 283 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,020 So where the fuck is he? 284 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,820 Guys, this is crazy. There's some psycho roaming around our apartment. 285 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,220 What? 286 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,480 Come on, dude. 287 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,360 Could be good for the video. 288 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:11,630 No, it's not. 289 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:15,710 Hi, I live on 347 Ivy Lane, Apartment 12. 290 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,090 There's a man in our house. 291 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,790 Yes. 292 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:25,000 - Milk! Milk! - What? 293 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,260 Sir... 294 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,930 Sir, I'm sorry... sorry about yelling at you yesterday. 295 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,980 There's... there's a girl in my head. 296 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,750 I was never supposed to be a man. 297 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,160 And they say... 298 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:47,090 ...that religion can't hurt anyone. 299 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,010 Here I am... 300 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:55,890 ...a 73-year-old man... 301 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:01,240 ...and I sit alone in my dark room. 302 00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,650 Her time has passed. 303 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,380 But she's not going to get out. 304 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,810 She can't get out. 305 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,880 But I don't want to. 306 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,330 I don't want... 307 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,010 - Hey, is he good? Is he good? - It's okay. It's okay. 308 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:29,920 - What the fuck! - It's okay. Okay. 309 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,240 Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. Listen... 310 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,980 ...we're just going to take you home, okay? 311 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,060 No, no, no! 312 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,870 - I don't want to go home! - Okay, okay, okay. 313 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,860 - I can't go home. I can't... I'd rather die! - Hey, hey, hey... 314 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,300 Hey, shh, shh... Just calm down, okay? Okay? 315 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:50,970 Milk. 316 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,340 Just turn the camera off, man. 317 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,590 What? 318 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,660 A guy broke into our house this morning. 319 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,730 This crazy fucking guy. 320 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,840 He tried to shoot himself in our fucking room, 321 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,800 and I got it on fucking camera. 322 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,840 I'm a genius. 323 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,180 - Hey. - What's up? 324 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,800 Are you recording? 325 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,600 Yeah... yeah. This is crazy. 326 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,540 Okay, turn it off. 327 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,170 - What? - Turn it off. 328 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,340 Why? 329 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,490 Come on. 330 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,170 Fine. 331 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,420 - Okay, is it off? - Yeah, it's off. 332 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,800 Okay, I calmed him down. 333 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,610 - Okay. - I told the cops not to come. 334 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,180 He said he's okay. 335 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,440 Okay. And we have dinner at his place tonight. 336 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,590 - Dinner? - What are you... no. What are you... 337 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,880 ...talking about? 338 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,520 He's lonely. 339 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,430 - And that's our responsibility? - Are you... 340 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,280 - ...recording? - Yeah. 341 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,250 - Suicide, dude... homicide. - I know, I know. 342 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,870 He's not, like, aggressive. 343 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,260 How do you know? Are you guys BFFs? 344 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,590 I talked to him for a little bit, 345 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,820 and he's actually a really nice guy. He's just lonely. 346 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,400 We're just doing a service today. 347 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,060 Are you going to film this? 348 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:10,240 Yeah, just in... 349 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,040 ...case. For evidence. 350 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:13,570 Evidence? 351 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:14,940 - I hear you. - No, dude. 352 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,160 You can't post this online. What do you think is going to... 353 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,390 - ...happen? - I hear you. 354 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,520 So you won't film it. 355 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,370 Naomi, you will not believe what happened this morning. 356 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,860 What's her deal? 357 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,520 Are you okay? What's up? 358 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,840 I'm not okay. 359 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,220 What happened? 360 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,410 Laura broke up with me, and... 361 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,560 ...she did it over text. She didn't even fucking call me. 362 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,160 Naomi... 363 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,090 She was nothing special. 364 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,100 Did you call her? 365 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,030 She blocked me. 366 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,300 Hey, we're still... we're still here for you. 367 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,340 Okay? 368 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,360 Maybe we should just give her a minute. 369 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,690 Easy! That's 18 dollars. 370 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,960 - Yeah, it's not that bad. - You're broke, bro. You're paying for it. 371 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:15,620 I need you to pay for it. I told you I lost my wallet, remember? 372 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:17,580 - I thought I saw it on the coffee table. - No, I already checked. 373 00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:20,000 Whoa, Naomi. Slow down there, cowgirl. 374 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,950 Okay! Got an attitude. What's the deal? 375 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,620 She just... she's asking to be broken up with. 376 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:27,610 Oh, for real. 377 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,780 Hey, man, how's it going? 378 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,960 - Thanks for coming. - Thanks for... thanks for having us. 379 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,160 - Come on in. - No, no, no, no... no cameras. 380 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,670 I... it's... I just bring it everywhere I go. Sorry. 381 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,390 Okay... I hate you. 382 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,150 Like I'm not going to record this shit. 383 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,860 Well, my dad's name was Steve. 384 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,020 His dad's name was Steve. 385 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,730 His dad's name was Steve. I was the seventh Steve. 386 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:53,460 So I guess it stuck. I don't know. Maybe I'll call my kid Eight. 387 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,600 I feel bad... 388 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,460 ...for 13. 389 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,820 Why? 390 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,060 - Unlucky. - When I was seven... 391 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:14,210 ...my dad gave me wine. 392 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,040 Uh... I didn't like the taste of it. 393 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,450 He said, uh, eventually I'd... 394 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,090 ...grow to love it. 395 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:28,380 I asked him why wine tasted so bitter. 396 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,660 And... and he said, uh... 397 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,920 ...because half of the glass... 398 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,370 ...was my mother's blood. 399 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,330 Was she... she... 400 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,470 She was okay. She was... 401 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,150 ...in the other room. 402 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,360 Hooked up to a blood bag. 403 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,850 And she was all right with it. 404 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,510 And they... 405 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,580 ...say religion doesn't hurt anybody. 406 00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:59,280 That's what I associate with the number seven. 407 00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:12,810 THE NIGHT HE DIED 408 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,370 God's going to... 409 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,970 ...the sacrifice that we make. 410 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,250 I want to die. But I... 411 00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:25,200 ...don't have to die alone. 412 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,680 - One of you has to die with me. - Hey... 413 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,940 - Hey, hey, hey! - Only one of you... 414 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,060 ...has to die. You pick. 415 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,870 You pick. 416 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,790 If you try and shoot me, I'll... 417 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,850 ...shoot you. If you... 418 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,520 ...try and run away, I'll shoot you both. 419 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,120 Pick! 420 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,630 Milk... 421 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,570 Seven, shoot him! 422 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,700 I shot him. 423 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,650 I shot him! 424 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:05,160 I fucking... 425 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,480 ...shot him. 426 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,110 Seven... 427 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,040 Seven! 428 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,740 - Seven! Seven! - What? 429 00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:19,690 Got you! I got you, bro! 430 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,340 I got you! Look at your face! 431 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,500 - I got you! - Wait... 432 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,580 Wait, wait... 433 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,380 Yeah. Yeah, dude. 434 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:28,190 It's fake. 435 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,400 So the prank, bro... the... 436 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,890 - ...suicide, the suicide attempt? - All fake. 437 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,260 All fake. All fake. 438 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,590 He's... he's an actor. Greg! 439 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,060 You can get... 440 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,130 What the hell? You drugged me? 441 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,320 Yeah... okay, okay, that was the questionable part, yeah. 442 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,730 But dude, come... 443 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:43,920 ...on! Come on! 444 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,780 - Dude's a prick, bro! - A prick, bro! 445 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,630 This is fucking awesome! 446 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:51,700 - This is going to go viral! - Yes, dude! 447 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,990 An actor! Greg, you can get up. 448 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,420 Yeah, he's good. He's good. Dude, you're going to be famous! 449 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,300 Hey... and the blood? 450 00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,230 Greg, come on. 451 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,400 You've got to be kidding me right now. 452 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,580 Greg... 453 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:07,030 Man, this guy's still playing. He's... he's a method actor. 454 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,980 Greg, come on. Get up. 455 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,840 What... I cannot believe you... 456 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,850 ...Milk! What the fuck? I'm... I'm... 457 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,600 You did it! You did it! 458 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,590 What the fuck, dude! 459 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,260 What... what? No... 460 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:27,050 - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, you got me. 461 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,570 - No... - Yeah. You think... you think you can... 462 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,930 - ...do this to me? - Check his pulse. 463 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,340 I'm telling... 464 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,260 - ...you, man. - Whoa. That guy's not breathing. 465 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:42,650 - I know. - That guy's not... 466 00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:48,250 ...fucking... How the fuck did that happen? 467 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,660 Because... I... I don't know! I used your fucking blanks. 468 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,260 I used your fucking stuff, man. 469 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:54,820 - You used my blanks? - Yes! 470 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,930 The guy... God, I knew that guy was shady. 471 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,330 - Who? - The fucking guy I bought them from. 472 00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:01,160 Who did you fucking buy them from? 473 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,410 I bought them from a shady guy, in, like, the black market or something. 474 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,930 He's a shady guy! Why would you do that? Why would you just buy a fucking... 475 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,340 - ...gun from... - It was for the prank! 476 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,040 - A gun store! You buy them at a gun store! - Blanks are illegal in California. 477 00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:14,620 You can't buy them. I had to buy them from a guy. 478 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:17,360 Fuck... well, congratulations, man. You're a fucking murderer. 479 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,410 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't... don't... don't say that out loud! 480 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,400 Fuck! Don't say that! 481 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,490 This is your fault, man. This is your plan. 482 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,180 No, you... this is you! I just reused your prank. 483 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,640 I just reused your shit. 484 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,600 I just put a creepy element on it, man. 485 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,370 Let's see the setup. 486 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,910 How do I start this? 487 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,190 TWO DAYS BEFORE THE PARTY 488 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,020 Um... Seven's gone, 489 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:40,950 and so I have a little bit of time to... 490 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:45,690 ...talk about everything that's going on and everything that I plan on doing. 491 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:50,010 And, um... I have been up for the... 492 00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:52,750 ...past three days... 493 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,350 ...trying to come up with a... 494 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:59,580 ...plan. And let me tell... 495 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:02,710 ...you, this has been no... 496 00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:10,820 ...easy feat. But I think I finally figured it out. 497 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,980 A headshot? If you want, I will. 498 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,090 Excuse me, sir. 499 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:17,430 - I... I'll keep working. - Excuse me, sir. 500 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:18,990 Can I help you? 501 00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,080 Maybe. 502 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,750 You said you're... are you an actor? 503 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,530 - Yeah, why? - These... 504 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,920 ...pranks are crazy. 505 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,830 Yeah, man. 506 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:29,050 Yeah, you got... you have a crazy following too. 507 00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:30,720 Almost got a million views. 508 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,920 We made Seven think he was blind. 509 00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:34,380 What do you think, Frank? 510 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,780 Should I do it? 511 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,700 Yeah, I mean, you've been... 512 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,140 ...on the couch for the past three months. 513 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,330 Oh, come on. Have a little respect for your old man. 514 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:44,670 I have a lot of questions for you. 515 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,940 I don't have... You, you... 516 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,920 Do you have, like, an Instagram or something? 517 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:50,670 Yeah... 518 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:51,670 - I do. - Cool. 519 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:58,990 Hey, guys, 520 00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:00,650 just a little... 521 00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:05,830 ...update. I had to leave the party for a second... 522 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,670 ...'cause, um... I did... 523 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:14,100 ...something. I told myself I wasn't going to do this... 524 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,860 ...stuff anymore, but... 525 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,820 ...here I go. I took Laura's... 526 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:27,630 ...jacket. I know, I know. "Milk, how are you ever going to change if you keep..." 527 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,830 "Milk, how are you going to ever stop your patterns... 528 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,970 ...if you just keep doing the same weird stuff?" 529 00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:36,030 What do you mean, you don't like it? 530 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,990 What do you mean, you don't like it? 531 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,530 No, no, no... 532 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,070 - No... public bathrooms... - Hey, Milk! Hey, Milk! 533 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:48,130 I'm back. 534 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,290 Dude, this is your party, man. Join us! 535 00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:53,570 Bring your hand, get over here. We're playing over... 536 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,270 - ...there. - Thanks. 537 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:56,950 Yeah, no problem, man. Thanks for coming. 538 00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:00,170 Guys, I do not like randos, okay? 539 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,330 I got Greg coming any fucking second... 540 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,710 ...now, and this Devon guy could fuck it all up. 541 00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:06,540 What's going on? What's the problem? 542 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,630 The party's downstairs. 543 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:10,130 Well, I was just wondering why you invited that guy. 544 00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:18,160 Oh my God, dude. This fucking prank that Seven just... 545 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:21,260 ...pulled on me just made my plan so much easier. 546 00:25:21,290 --> 00:25:23,390 He just used a real gun with blanks in it. 547 00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:25,160 I know exactly what I need to put on you. 548 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:27,930 - There he is! - You got me. 549 00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,030 - You got me. - Shut up, we're having a... 550 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:33,440 ...moment here. 551 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,160 - What is wrong with you? - I'm... 552 00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:36,070 I'm done with the fucking pranks! 553 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:39,050 - Sir, I'm sorry. Dude, it's fine. - It's not fine. 554 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,660 It is fine, man. Trust me. Trust me. 555 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,460 - You're drunk. - It's... 556 00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:44,980 - ...a prank. It's a prank. - It's not a prank! 557 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,240 - I've already talked to Seven. - No, because it is... 558 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:50,390 - ...a prank. - It's not a prank! 559 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,150 - It's my prank. Okay? - No way. 560 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:54,390 Yeah, dude. He's... 561 00:25:54,610 --> 00:25:56,650 ...an actor. His name is Greg. 562 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,910 I hired him, I'm paying him. It's for Seven. 563 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,790 - No way! - I wasn't going to tell you. 564 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,150 Link's a good guy. 565 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,890 Yeah, he's safe. 566 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,030 Naomi too. She's good. 567 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,420 I love my friends. 568 00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,990 I would never hurt my friends. 569 00:26:17,270 --> 00:26:19,250 That does count... 570 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,870 ...for something. I have morals. 571 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,410 I'm a good person. 572 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,490 I have... 573 00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:31,260 ...limits. That... 574 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:34,450 ...matters. 575 00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,330 But I kept Laura's jacket. 576 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,130 I know. 577 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,330 Last one, guys. 578 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,120 I... 579 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:47,220 - ...promise. Hello? - Hey, Laura! It's Milk. 580 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,550 I know, weird. I'm sorry. Um... 581 00:26:49,570 --> 00:26:52,010 I'm here with Naomi. You left your jacket at... 582 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:55,030 - ...our place tonight. - Um, can I come get it tomorrow? 583 00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:57,440 Uh, we... we can bring it to you tonight. We're bar-hopping, 584 00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:58,450 - ...so it's fine. - No... 585 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:02,670 It's... it's not a big deal. I... I can get it tomorrow after my shift. 586 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:07,920 Okay, well, that sounds easy. Hey, listen, Laura... uh, Naomi 587 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:11,620 just told me we are literally in your area, so... 588 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:13,790 ...I mean, it would be very silly... 589 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:16,240 ...of us, honestly, to not bring it to you tonight. 590 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,540 Okay, then. 591 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:19,320 - Yeah. - Thank you. 592 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,060 Yeah... wait, wait! Hey, Laura... 593 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,660 ...one more thing. Wait, wait, wait. 594 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,760 Milk, you're drunk. 595 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,210 Is it left or... 596 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,580 ...right? Okay. Well, um... should you even be driving? 597 00:27:28,610 --> 00:27:31,450 Hey, Laura, which street is it again? 598 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,730 'Cause, like, Naomi can't remember. 599 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:36,470 Are you serious? I'll just text you the address. 600 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,010 She's sending me the address. 601 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,530 I can't believe she just bought that. 602 00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:43,140 Ladies and gentlemen... 603 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:44,550 ...we are en... 604 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:46,660 ...route! Here we go. 605 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:49,720 Hopefully I can get her to the car somehow. 606 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,940 Should be... 607 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,600 - ...fine. Hey! - Hey, Laura. How you doing? 608 00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:59,720 - Good. - Got your jacket. 609 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,270 Okay. Um... where's Naomi? 610 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:04,650 She's in the car. She was just... 611 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,710 ...what the fuck... why... 612 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:09,580 She was just like, "Hurry up." I don't know. 613 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,010 She's always mad at me... 614 00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:13,340 ...for no fucking... 615 00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:14,610 ...reason. 616 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:16,470 Okay, I'll go talk to her. 617 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,830 All right. 618 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,160 Naomi? 619 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,180 This is actually Jessica's ear. 620 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,350 There you go. You can kind of see it. 621 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,540 This is my beating brick. 622 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:40,010 I beat people with... with this brick, I beat people. 623 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,020 My gosh, look what this person just texted you. 624 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,390 Made you look! Yes! All right... 625 00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:49,540 You know, Naomi really liked you. 626 00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:52,030 I can tell. 627 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,390 Well... Jesus, Laura. 628 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,980 Got to break up with her over text? Low blow. 629 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,890 You... 630 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,650 ...okay? Did you have fun at... 631 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,030 - ...the party? - I did. 632 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,890 What do you mean, you don't like it? What do you mean, you don't like it? 633 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,700 This is my happy mask. 634 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,660 It's clear, so you still see me, 635 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:29,600 but it's just... it's like a different version of me, you know? 636 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,330 Highlights my eyebrows... 637 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:36,910 ...'cause you can't really see my eyebrows. 638 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,050 But you can still see my eyes. 639 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,030 Is this a... 640 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,590 ...prank? 641 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:50,920 No. No. I'm... 642 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,300 ...sorry. I'm sorry. No, this is not a... 643 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,490 ...prank. Life's... 644 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,210 ...unfair. You're... 645 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,140 ...unlucky. Dude, I need you to go see what's downstairs. 646 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:06,940 - Why? - Because... 647 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,390 ...somebody is down there. 648 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,730 You okay? 649 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:13,230 You ever thought about, like, reaching out to somebody, or... 650 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:16,350 That shit was awesome, bro. 651 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,780 That shit was so good. 652 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,740 The shit about the religion... 653 00:30:20,770 --> 00:30:22,870 ...and, like, the girl trapped inside of you. 654 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,640 What the fuck? Where did that even come from, bro? 655 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,040 I did a little... 656 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,340 ...research. Hey, what's up? 657 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:36,900 - What, you recording? - Yeah. 658 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,080 Go ahead and take that mag out first. 659 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,150 You got to get rid of the blanks that are in there, and... 660 00:30:40,150 --> 00:30:41,550 ...then, if you come down here... 661 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:47,040 ...something a little special. 662 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:50,510 Got to replace the blanks with the real bullets. 663 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:52,220 Once you're locked and loaded... 664 00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:55,720 ...bullets in the chamber. What do you think I... 665 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,780 ...should do? Should I just... 666 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,470 ...end it? Oh God, that is freaking scary. 667 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,890 I don't even want to put my finger on the trigger. 668 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,550 It's loaded. You dare me? 669 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:19,500 Oh... oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, that was so fucking close. 670 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:21,810 I almost did it. 671 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:24,210 I'm not going to do it. 672 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:30,610 I thought about it. No, I'm just kidding. 673 00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:33,590 - Go to the desert, and... - I'm... I'm not going... 674 00:31:38,910 --> 00:31:40,350 ...to drug you. Well... well, no. 675 00:31:40,370 --> 00:31:41,200 I'm not... 676 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,770 ...going to drug anyone. 677 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,240 Okay, well, that is part of the prank... 678 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,920 - ...and... - Well, I don't care. Figure something else out. 679 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:58,150 You can't drug someone for a prank! 680 00:31:58,370 --> 00:32:01,340 - I... I quit. I quit. - No, no, no, no, please... 681 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,800 ...you can't quit halfway through. 682 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,860 We have done way worse stuff to each other... 683 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:06,310 ...in the past, in this prank show. 684 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:08,430 Whenever we started it, we made, like, a trust that... 685 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,350 ...we could do these crazy things to each other. He knows! 686 00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,910 He's used to this shit. 687 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,830 - Enough. - No... 688 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:16,320 Listen, listen, listen. I will drug him. It... 689 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:19,380 ...has nothing to do with you. I will bring the... 690 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:21,300 ...wine. I will supply everything. 691 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,480 It has nothing to do with... 692 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,480 "Drugging" isn't even the right word. 693 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,320 Okay? I shouldn't be... I'm making it sound worse than it even is. 694 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,590 It's medicine. It's like sleeping... 695 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:32,560 ...medicine. Please. This... 696 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,890 ...conversation never happened. 697 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:36,560 No, it... 698 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,090 ...didn't. So you'll do... 699 00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,390 - ...it? - Do what? 700 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:50,170 Okay, no cameras at the dinner. 701 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,340 - All right. - Get out! You're annoying me. 702 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,250 Where's my wallet? Where's my wallet? 703 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,100 Did you check your pants pockets? 704 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,060 Have you checked your pants pockets? 705 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,360 They're not in my pants pockets. 706 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,280 I don't leave my shit in my pants pockets. 707 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,590 It's called gaslighting. 708 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,340 It's, like, when you prank somebody, 709 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,730 but they think it's their fault. 710 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,080 But yeah, that's what I'm doing. 711 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,860 I need you to pay for it. I told you I lost my wallet, remember? 712 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,860 Oh yeah, I thought I saw it on the coffee table. 713 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,020 God damn it, Milk! 714 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,460 I told you, no... 715 00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:24,160 ...camera. 716 00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:30,130 Sorry. All we got is a tarp. 717 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,890 What do you want to... 718 00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:35,360 ...do? I don't know... 719 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,800 ...Milk. What do you want... 720 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,440 ...to do? I say we put... 721 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:48,540 ...him in the tarp, and we bury him here, and we... 722 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,370 ...leave him. We got to leave him here. 723 00:33:55,190 --> 00:33:57,570 Okay. How do you want to... 724 00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,730 ...do that? We get the shovels. 725 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,360 - We dig a hole as deep as we can. - What... 726 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,200 ...shovels? You got a shovel? 727 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,070 - No. - We go... we should go, we should go... 728 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,030 We put his body on the tarp, we put him in the trunk... 729 00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:15,460 ...we take him with us, we go get some shovels... 730 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:18,510 - ...and then we come... - Us? Into town? 731 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:21,770 What do you want? I... I don't know, I don't know! I've never fucking killed... 732 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,250 ...a guy in the... 733 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,870 ...desert! So I don't fucking... 734 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,660 ...know! Sorry. Look, we can't... we... we can't leave him here, okay? 735 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:38,030 If someone finds him, we're going... 736 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:40,730 ...to go to jail. We're going to go straight to fucking jail. 737 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,930 Is that what you want to do? 738 00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:44,540 You want to go straight to fucking jail? 739 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,840 - Jail... this is going to come down on us. - I just... I... 740 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,570 - I just don't want to go to jail. - Exactly. 741 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:51,060 I just want to go back, live my life, and do my thing. 742 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,340 There's a way we can do that. 743 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:54,690 There's a way we get out of this, I fucking swear there is. 744 00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:57,230 There's a fucking way. We take his body... 745 00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:00,720 - All right, we'll take his fucking... - We bury him, okay? 746 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,040 We get the fucking shovels, we bury him, and we leave him here... 747 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:05,500 ...and we forget about it. 748 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,650 All right. All right. Let's do it. 749 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,560 - Milk, what do I get? - Get, um... two shovels. 750 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:25,770 A... a Boston Digger. See if they have a pickaxe. 751 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,430 For the... 752 00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:31,480 ...body? No, no. It just... it breaks up the... 753 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,690 ...gravel. Okay. 754 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,000 Hey, Milk... it's starting to smell... 755 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:50,860 ...in here. This was not part of the fucking plan. Not part of the fucking... 756 00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:55,140 ...plan! How did I forget the fucking shovels? 757 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:55,940 Fuck! I don't want... 758 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,070 ...to get arrested in a fucking Home Depot parking lot. 759 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,980 Oh, fuck. Look who just happens to be over there. 760 00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:05,600 A fucking cop. There's a cop parked right over... 761 00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:07,950 ...there. What is... 762 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,950 ...he doing? Oh, Jesus Christ. Why the fuck is he walking over... 763 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,300 ...here? Why the fuck is he walking over here? 764 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,980 What the fuck... 765 00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:26,290 Why the fuck is he walking over here? 766 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,690 Jesus fucking... 767 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:33,290 ...Christ. Oh my God, he's right fucking there. 768 00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:35,160 He's right fucking... 769 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,070 ...there. Keep the door... 770 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,360 ...closed. How you doing? 771 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,390 - Officer. - You know where you parked? 772 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:50,020 The Home Depot? 773 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,550 Okay. You're in a handicap spot with no permit displayed. 774 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,150 - Um, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Yeah... 775 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,520 I can move... we can move right away. 776 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:02,990 You know I could write you a citation for this. 777 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,350 I know, sir. I'm sorry. That won't be necessary. 778 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:06,440 We can move. 779 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,970 Yeah, you can move, but I should still... 780 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:11,520 - ...cite you. - Okay, my friend's in there right now... 781 00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:13,550 ...and we're going to be out of here really quickly. 782 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:15,530 - I'm going to have to write you up. - Yes, sir. 783 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:18,960 - I'll be right back, okay? - Yes, sir. 784 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:20,350 Hang tight. 785 00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:30,050 All right. No, no, no... fuck, no. 786 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:32,800 No, no, no, no, no. Not right now. 787 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:33,880 Not right... 788 00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:35,450 ...now. No, no, no... 789 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:36,950 ...Seven. Go back. 790 00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:38,390 Go... 791 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,900 ...back! Go back! 792 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,420 Oh, thank God. 793 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,560 Fuck! 794 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:46,350 You okay? 795 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,410 Yes, sir. 796 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,830 You just scared... 797 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,700 ...me. You seem on edge. 798 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,050 We're just in a hurry. 799 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,830 We're just in a hurry. 800 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,860 - Here you go. - Thank you... 801 00:37:58,870 --> 00:38:00,840 - ...sir. Let's go, let's go. - You okay? 802 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,810 - Yes, we're fine. You're freaking me out. - You left... 803 00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:04,870 ...your fucking phone in the car, by the way. 804 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,760 What? 805 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,960 There's things in the trunk! 806 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,060 There's a fucking cop over here, 'cause we parked... 807 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,550 ...in a fucking handicap parking... 808 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:15,290 ...spot. You parked in a fucking handicap parking lot! 809 00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:28,530 THE DAY THEY DIED 810 00:38:40,270 --> 00:38:42,850 He's fucked up, bro. 811 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,480 It's got to be subtle. If it's too visible, 812 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,380 they'll just be like, "Didn't you change out my pillow?" 813 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,260 It's got to be a gradual, slow thing. 814 00:38:50,290 --> 00:38:51,710 Milk, you're so mean. 815 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:53,660 You know what, though? 816 00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:55,720 Seven's not that good of a person. 817 00:38:56,830 --> 00:38:58,230 But Milk... 818 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,410 ...Seven's our favorite. 819 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,880 I... 820 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,400 ...know. Seven's everybody's favorite. 821 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:09,980 But look how easy it was to turn him into a killer, you know? 822 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,140 He locked me out of the channel. 823 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,220 I don't even have the password to our own channel. 824 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,860 Said my ideas aren't creative. 825 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:20,450 How am I not creative? It's supposed to be a partnership. 826 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,850 - A little sad over there. - Do you want eggs or not? 827 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:24,830 There's the prank guy! 828 00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,660 I can't wait to see it... all of it... again. 829 00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:28,450 It was good, man. Man, it was good. 830 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,960 Yeah, he's pretty shaken up. 831 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,970 - What prank? - Can I tell her? Please, come... 832 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,840 ...on. 833 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,390 Yeah. You know the guy at the party? 834 00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:42,160 - The creepy guy? - Yeah. 835 00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:43,710 That was all Milk's plan. 836 00:39:43,730 --> 00:39:44,940 It's his prank. 837 00:39:45,330 --> 00:39:46,980 What? For real? 838 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,840 Yeah, yeah. We used the squib, and... 839 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,020 ...we shot it. Ended with a bang and everything. It was pretty... 840 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,800 ...cool. Hey, dude, where's... 841 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:57,050 ...Seven? He's... 842 00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:58,980 ...upstairs. Let's go. 843 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,650 How does it feel to be a part of the best prank ever? 844 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,050 Hey, dude. Why is it so dark in here? 845 00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:10,390 What, are you, like, a fucking... 846 00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:13,470 ...vampire? What's... 847 00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:17,100 ...up? Um... I'm just here to check on you, dude. 848 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,940 What does it feel like to be part of the best prank we've... 849 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,290 ...ever done? 850 00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:26,660 Yeah... 851 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:32,320 Yeah. Uh, dude... are you... 852 00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:40,290 ...all right? I'm... 853 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,640 ...good. I'm... 854 00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:46,840 ...good. Link just told me about the fucking prank. 855 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:47,840 Yeah. 856 00:40:47,950 --> 00:40:48,990 Bro... why not? 857 00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:51,780 What the fuck is wrong... 858 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,740 ...with you? What's fucking wrong... 859 00:40:58,170 --> 00:40:59,900 ...with you? You fucking with me right now? 860 00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:00,860 - Fuck you! - Are... 861 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:02,550 ...you fucking with me right now... 862 00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:04,540 ...Milk? Fuck... 863 00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:11,860 ...you! Fuck! 864 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:14,690 - Good, good, good. - Hey, hey! 865 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,500 Hey! What the fuck is going... 866 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:20,290 ...on? Get... 867 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:21,470 ...off! Fuck! You know... 868 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,520 - ...I need to go. - You need to go home. 869 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,280 - Get the fuck out! - Go home. 870 00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:28,800 - Go home! - I... 871 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,580 ...quit this channel. 872 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,790 - Dude, I quit! - Hey, guys. 873 00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,180 I'm back in my spot. 874 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,680 I just come here sometimes, when... 875 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,510 ...I'm, like, bored, or, like, scared, or sad, or lonely. 876 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,970 Got a surprise for you. 877 00:42:00,290 --> 00:42:01,790 Check it out. 878 00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:03,780 There she is. 879 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:07,520 There she is. Kept her alive. 880 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:10,460 That's the surprise: she's still alive. 881 00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,330 Might as well be dead, though. No... 882 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:16,380 ...food or water for, what, like, two... 883 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,420 ...days. I'll finish... 884 00:42:27,050 --> 00:42:28,730 ...it. Oh my... 885 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:35,550 ...gosh. Let's see what we got... 886 00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:51,810 ...here. What's up! Hey, what's up to my subscribers. Just gone viral. 887 00:42:51,850 --> 00:42:52,620 It's okay. 888 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,760 She's gone. She's gone. That's it. All right... 889 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:57,870 ...thanks for tuning in. Thanks for subscribing. 890 00:42:57,970 --> 00:42:59,330 Thanks for being a... 891 00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:02,720 ...fan. I'm just kidding... 892 00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:20,330 ...guys. Next time! What's up, guys! This is how you really fuck with... 893 00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:23,300 ...somebody. Yo, Seven! I'm home! We need to talk. 894 00:43:24,910 --> 00:43:27,140 Dude, he's going to be so confused. Hold on. 895 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,200 This is hilarious. 896 00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:30,440 He's going to text me any second now, 897 00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:31,880 and he's going to be like, "Where'd you go?" 898 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,540 Oh, shit, he's calling. 899 00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:35,640 - Yo, what's up? - Hey, where'd you... 900 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,180 - ...go? - What? 901 00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:39,080 Where'd you go? You said you needed me. 902 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,500 - I was... I'm downstairs. - I'm... 903 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,740 ...at the store. I'm checking out. 904 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,560 - No, you're not. You were just here. - What? 905 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,600 I've been gone for, like, 45 minutes, dude. 906 00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:49,520 I'll be back soon. We can talk then. 907 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,810 Are you fucking around with me right now? 908 00:43:53,910 --> 00:43:57,600 - What? - Fuck... fuck... no... 909 00:43:57,810 --> 00:44:00,140 Milk, you were just here. 910 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:03,400 - You were just talking to me! - Bro, I haven't been home. 911 00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:06,490 - What are you talking about? - Damn it! What the fuck? 912 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,780 He is thinking he's hearing things, bro. 913 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,490 He is fucked up. This is working. 914 00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:15,710 And now I can't go home for, like, 20 minutes. 915 00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:19,300 I swear it, dude. I got a text from Greg, and it... 916 00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:21,900 ...said, like, "I know I'm dead... 917 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,320 ...but I can still see you." 918 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,050 It's... it was right fucking here! 919 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,580 - What are you talking about? - It was right here! I heard it fucking ring! 920 00:44:28,610 --> 00:44:30,250 Fuck! 921 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,740 - Okay, so where is it? - I... 922 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,460 - ...don't know! - Milk, I think you're paranoid. 923 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,340 - Is he alive? - There's no way he's alive. 924 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,900 Don't fuck with me, okay, Milk? 925 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,430 We checked his pulse, and we buried him. 926 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,200 Don't fucking tell me I'm paranoid. 927 00:44:43,650 --> 00:44:46,600 I'm not. I know what I saw. I know what happened. 928 00:44:46,630 --> 00:44:49,140 There was a fucking text right... 929 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,560 ...there! God damn... 930 00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:01,290 ...it! I'm sorry... 931 00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:02,940 I'm sorry... 932 00:45:03,490 --> 00:45:04,750 I'm sorry. It's not... 933 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,120 ...true. It's not true. It's not... 934 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,920 ...true. Just get out... 935 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:09,980 ...of your fucking head! 936 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:13,530 I'm sorry. I'm... 937 00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:16,660 ...sorry. 938 00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:21,860 Fuck! Yo, Seven! Someone's at the... 939 00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:25,460 ...door, man. 940 00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:33,710 - Who? - Hey! Get the fucking camera out of my face. 941 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:34,600 Sorry, man. What the... 942 00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,250 ...fuck happened to your face? 943 00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:40,760 Anyways... uh, can you guys... 944 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,600 - ...talk? - Yeah, yeah. All right, cool. 945 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,640 When you have a second... 946 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,250 ...next door. 947 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:52,390 - Fuck. - Cool. 948 00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,680 I've called my dad, like, 20 times, 949 00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:58,810 and it rings... it stops halfway through, like... 950 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,860 ...he's declining my calls. 951 00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:04,180 I'm all that he's got, so I'm a little worried about... 952 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:07,860 ...him. He just dropped us off and then left. I... 953 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,110 - ...mean... - Wait, what? 954 00:46:09,150 --> 00:46:09,920 Really? 955 00:46:10,010 --> 00:46:11,600 Did he say where he was going? 956 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,200 Uh, yeah... I mean, no, he didn't say where he was... 957 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:19,630 ...going, but he seemed pretty excited about wherever it was. 958 00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:21,090 Right. He went... 959 00:46:23,270 --> 00:46:24,040 - ...to Vegas. - Really? 960 00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:25,990 I mean, yeah. He does that all the time. 961 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,970 I mean, he always loses. 962 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,460 Mystery solved. 963 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,510 - Are you okay? You okay? - Yeah, he's fine. 964 00:46:32,530 --> 00:46:33,400 - He's fine. - Yeah... 965 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,790 ...yeah, I'm good. 966 00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:36,340 He'll probably be back soon, man. 967 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:38,790 Yeah, I mean, he's a little older. I... you know, I just... 968 00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:39,570 ...didn't... Sorry, guys. 969 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,230 - Sorry. - No, sorry... we weren't much help. 970 00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,710 I know that you probably hate me... 971 00:46:46,850 --> 00:46:48,190 ...right now. But... 972 00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:53,030 ...we're in this together. 973 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,240 And if you think that I'm not... 974 00:46:55,930 --> 00:46:58,090 ...scared, then you're... 975 00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:02,280 ...wrong. You seem to be handling it... 976 00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:06,800 ...pretty well. 977 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:07,820 Well, then... 978 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,130 ...maybe you should be handling this a little bit better. Because... 979 00:47:12,310 --> 00:47:15,290 ...if you want to quit the channel, and you want to... 980 00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:18,760 ...stop doing everything that we've worked for, then fine. But you... 981 00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:20,400 ...need to know... 982 00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:22,650 ...the stakes that are here, okay? 983 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,250 We could go to fucking jail. 984 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,420 And we could go to jail for the rest of our fucking... 985 00:47:28,350 --> 00:47:30,750 ...lives. I think we should figure out... 986 00:47:31,590 --> 00:47:32,610 ...Frank. 987 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,210 No. No, I'm not going... 988 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,480 - ...to kill anybody else. - Okay. 989 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,720 - No, I agree. - I'm not killing anybody else. 990 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:40,220 I'm not saying we have to kill him. 991 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:43,340 - What are you saying, huh? - I think we should text... 992 00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:47,440 ...Frank... as Greg. 993 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,800 You're fucking... 994 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,290 ...sick, man. 995 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,270 I'm just trying to figure... 996 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,040 ...this out. I'm not... I'm not... 997 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,650 We text Frank as Greg. 998 00:47:57,740 --> 00:47:59,670 We turn the phone off, we bury it... 999 00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:01,530 ...and then this... 1000 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:02,710 ...is... 1001 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:11,210 ...over. Fine. Fuck... 1002 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,300 ...you. "Hey, Frank... 1003 00:48:13,550 --> 00:48:14,880 ...went to... 1004 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,870 ...Vegas for a... 1005 00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:18,550 ...bit. Be back soon." It's good. 1006 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:21,670 So he's missing. He goes missing in Vegas, okay? 1007 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,580 People go missing in Vegas. I'm pretty sure. 1008 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:24,410 He's old. 1009 00:48:24,430 --> 00:48:27,280 I won't let you go to jail. 1010 00:48:31,230 --> 00:48:32,540 I promise. 1011 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,050 - Thanks. - Say... 1012 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:44,840 - ...it back. - I won't let you go to jail. 1013 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:50,980 Okay. Okay, good. Bury the phone... 1014 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:53,190 ...in the desert. 1015 00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:58,490 And then... who's that? 1016 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,740 It better be Link or Naomi. 1017 00:49:02,270 --> 00:49:03,190 Fuck... 1018 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,180 What? 1019 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:05,610 - Fuck! - What? 1020 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,750 - What? - It's... 1021 00:49:10,010 --> 00:49:12,470 - ...Frank. It's fucking Frank! - Okay... 1022 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,940 ...well, answer. 1023 00:49:13,970 --> 00:49:15,240 And say what? 1024 00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:17,410 Just play it cool, bro. 1025 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,020 I don't think I can play it cool. 1026 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:20,600 Fucking answer! Just fucking... 1027 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,070 If you... if you don't fucking answer... 1028 00:49:22,090 --> 00:49:23,140 - I don't want to go to prison. - We're... 1029 00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:25,480 - ...not. - I don't want to go to fucking... 1030 00:49:25,510 --> 00:49:28,650 - ...prison! - We're good. Just please answer. Play it... 1031 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,810 - ...cool. - I'm shaking. Okay. 1032 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,660 - Here we go, okay. - Hey! Yo. 1033 00:49:34,690 --> 00:49:36,410 Okay, so I went looking for my dad's... 1034 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,840 ...phone through Find My iPhone. 1035 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,350 I looked all through my apartment, 1036 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,730 you know, thinking that he may have forgotten it the entire time. But... 1037 00:49:44,430 --> 00:49:45,840 ...then he texts me. 1038 00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:48,010 So he has his phone. 1039 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,880 Am I part of your fucking prank? 1040 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:51,220 No. He was here. 1041 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,530 - Wait, he's here? - No... 1042 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,620 - ...he was here. - He was here. 1043 00:49:55,130 --> 00:49:56,240 Yeah, he was here. 1044 00:49:56,270 --> 00:49:57,550 So why... you... 1045 00:49:58,060 --> 00:49:59,230 ...tell me. 1046 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,350 Well, he told... he told us not to tell you, 1047 00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:04,440 because he said you were a worrywart. 1048 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,020 What the fuck, Dad? 1049 00:50:06,050 --> 00:50:07,700 And he said he was, uh... he was going to the store. 1050 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,460 He was going to grab a few things... then he left. 1051 00:50:09,490 --> 00:50:12,070 Okay. Okay. So why was he here? 1052 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,970 He just wanted payment for the prank... 1053 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,840 - ...in cash. - Jesus fucking Christ. 1054 00:50:27,810 --> 00:50:30,050 Okay. We got to... 1055 00:50:35,650 --> 00:50:37,120 ...kill Frank. We got to... 1056 00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:43,390 ...kill him. Jeffrey... 1057 00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:45,950 ...Dahmer. Harold Shipman. 1058 00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:48,170 Ted Bundy. These guys... 1059 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,270 ...are known as the... 1060 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,590 ...greatest serial killers of all time. 1061 00:50:52,630 --> 00:50:55,310 And although I pay my respects to them, what... 1062 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,720 ...I'm about to do will make me go down in... 1063 00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:03,480 ...history as the greatest and most creative serial killer that's ever lived. 1064 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:05,780 We just got kicked out of the house about 30 minutes ago. 1065 00:51:05,810 --> 00:51:06,830 That was crazy. 1066 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:07,840 Seven quit the channel. 1067 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:10,110 Milk and... Milk and Seven got into a heated debate. 1068 00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:11,830 But me and Naomi are going to dig up some details on... 1069 00:51:11,850 --> 00:51:13,630 ...this, and figure out what the hell happened. 1070 00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:15,010 But you got to get him to the restroom. 1071 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,340 The restroom? Why? 1072 00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:19,300 I don't know. Because if he's in the restroom, then, like... 1073 00:51:20,430 --> 00:51:22,040 ...it's easier to clean up that area. 1074 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,820 I'm going to vomit. 1075 00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:25,890 Look, I've never done this shit before, okay? 1076 00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:28,040 I'm trying to figure this shit out, just like you. 1077 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:29,960 How do I get him into the... 1078 00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:34,260 - ...bathroom? - Um... say you got to use the restroom. 1079 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,900 Does he follow me in there? 1080 00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:37,490 Uh... say, um... "Can we talk... 1081 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,400 ...in a more private area?" 1082 00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,230 What if he says the bedroom? 1083 00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:43,250 Dude, I don't fucking know! 1084 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,670 Okay... he's a big guy. 1085 00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:47,660 Distract him. I don't want him to see me coming. 1086 00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:50,330 Okay. I'll try. 1087 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:53,140 I'm just really fucking scared. 1088 00:51:53,170 --> 00:51:55,090 And then I'll stab him, okay? And then I think... 1089 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,260 I thought you were going to shoot... 1090 00:51:56,290 --> 00:51:58,970 ...him. No, dude, we have to... we have to stab him. We can't shoot him. 1091 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,000 It's too loud. 1092 00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:02,790 You're going to... how are you going to stab him? No, you... 1093 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,800 - ...can't stab him. - I am going to stab him... 1094 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,930 ...Seven! Because I don't want to go to fucking jail! 1095 00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:08,760 Are you going to know when to come in? 1096 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,120 Do you still have those camera glasses from the spy prank? 1097 00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:13,760 Still upset about... 1098 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,130 ...Lara? Fuck... 1099 00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:25,630 ...her. 1100 00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:27,250 Yep. Live. 1101 00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:32,070 Livecasting. Just in case. 1102 00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:34,550 - Whoa, whoa! What the fuck? - What? 1103 00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:36,620 Don't put it in your fucking pants like that. 1104 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,160 Where else am I supposed to put it? 1105 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,370 Don't just... I don't know! It's a fully loaded... 1106 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,570 - ...gun, dude. - Sorry, sorry. 1107 00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:43,060 Just, like, put it... 1108 00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,700 ...in your pocket or something. 1109 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:48,610 - I'm putting it... - No, no, you're going to shoot your dick... 1110 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,660 ...off. Okay, Seven. Use everything to your advantage, all right? Just... 1111 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,720 ...whatever happens, just roll with... 1112 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,560 ...it. Okay. I'm so... 1113 00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:06,330 ...excited. Kind... 1114 00:53:12,140 --> 00:53:15,040 ...of nervous. Dude, Seven is freaking out right now. 1115 00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:16,750 He is going to... 1116 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:17,920 ...be so depressed. 1117 00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:20,520 Hey, those are... 1118 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,630 - ...spy glasses. - What? 1119 00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:25,220 Those are fucking spy glasses. 1120 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,580 - 100%. - Yes, they... 1121 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,100 ...are. I see the camera. 1122 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,780 Hi, Milk. Hi, internet. Come on... 1123 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,830 ...in. You know, I thought this was a prank. 1124 00:53:34,860 --> 00:53:37,490 I wasn't sure, but now I get it. 1125 00:53:38,170 --> 00:53:39,990 - Don't ruin it. - These fucking... 1126 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:42,460 ...pranks are so fucking annoying. 1127 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,270 Okay, you have me worried. It's... 1128 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:45,970 ...not fucking funny. 1129 00:53:46,450 --> 00:53:48,350 Look, we... we didn't mean... we were... 1130 00:53:48,370 --> 00:53:49,870 ...just trying to scare you. That's... that's all. 1131 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,400 You did fucking scare me! 1132 00:53:51,430 --> 00:53:54,980 Where the fuck is my dad? Where the fuck is my dad? 1133 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,050 Just chill the... 1134 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,050 ...fuck out. This is not fucking... 1135 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,430 ...dude, he's... he's... he's in the... the fucking bathroom. Seriously, he's... 1136 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:03,540 ...in the fucking bathroom. 1137 00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:05,320 Fucking show me where he is. 1138 00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:08,030 - Okay! Right fucking now! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. Jesus. 1139 00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:10,090 Oh, that's my cue. Fuck. 1140 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,980 Okay, open the fucking curtain. 1141 00:54:12,010 --> 00:54:14,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, look. Here it is. 1142 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,440 - Okay, just chill out for a... - Open the fucking... 1143 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:19,310 ...curtain! Let us finish the prank. I mean, if we... if... 1144 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:20,710 ...we don't... 1145 00:54:20,830 --> 00:54:23,160 Fuck the prank! And fuck you too! 1146 00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,320 All right, here's... 1147 00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:28,640 ...Greg. Prank's over. All right, all right. It's over now. 1148 00:54:33,330 --> 00:54:34,870 All right. Okay. Fuck it, I'm calling... 1149 00:54:38,030 --> 00:54:38,820 ...the fucking... 1150 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,490 ...cops! Shut up, Seven! Shut up! Fuck! 1151 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:53,250 Fuck! You're being loud! You're being loud! 1152 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,850 Stop! Stop! Stop! 1153 00:54:58,870 --> 00:55:00,410 Stop! Go... 1154 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:09,280 ...stop! Fuck! 1155 00:55:16,740 --> 00:55:17,690 - Go in! - Milk? 1156 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:18,760 Hey, guys. 1157 00:55:18,790 --> 00:55:20,700 We got to figure out what happened in that prank. 1158 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,840 Do you think they're already editing the... 1159 00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:25,980 ...videos? SD... 1160 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,290 ...cards. Well, Milk normally keeps his camera bag right... 1161 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:31,700 ...here. Uh, I... 1162 00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:38,650 ...don't know. There's a camera bag in here. 1163 00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:40,230 No, that's his old camera bag. 1164 00:55:40,290 --> 00:55:41,920 - The SD cards aren't... - You never... 1165 00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:43,180 ...know. What... 1166 00:55:47,390 --> 00:55:49,310 - ...keeps... what is that thing? - What is that thing? 1167 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:52,080 This is... more like, keeps his porn in there. 1168 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,690 I don't think we should be touching this, especially if he's not here. 1169 00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:57,140 What if this has something to do with the fight, though? 1170 00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:59,650 That box looks sketchy... 1171 00:56:04,810 --> 00:56:06,090 ...as fuck. Don't... 1172 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,380 - ...open it. - What the fuck? 1173 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,510 - What the fuck? - Is that... 1174 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,350 ...blood? This was Regan Denver. 1175 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,220 No, that can't... 1176 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,570 ...be. Who are these... 1177 00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:30,010 ...people? 1178 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,200 What the fuck is... 1179 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,510 ...this? Fuck. Julie. It's probably just another setup for a... 1180 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,070 ...prank. What else is... 1181 00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:56,140 ...in there? The key... 1182 00:56:57,590 --> 00:56:59,240 An address. 1183 00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,540 Fuck. Fuck... 1184 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,790 ...that's... come on. God. 1185 00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:04,010 - I'm trying. I'm taking a picture. - Come on, come on, come on... 1186 00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:05,020 ...take the picture. The... 1187 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,610 ...fuck out... 1188 00:57:09,390 --> 00:57:12,520 ...of... Oh! What's up, guys? What are you doing here? Uh... 1189 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,390 Link left his jacket in some... 1190 00:57:15,410 --> 00:57:16,260 ...room. Got it. Cool. Um... 1191 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:18,110 I was just tagging along. 1192 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,950 What's with the trash... 1193 00:57:21,130 --> 00:57:21,880 ...bag? Uh, the... 1194 00:57:21,910 --> 00:57:25,110 ...neighbor has a dog, so me and Seven are just... we... 1195 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,740 ...weren't playing... shit. 1196 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,720 Yeah, 'cause we got stuff. We're... 1197 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,400 ...doing stuff. I just ran into Link and Naomi... 1198 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,740 ...and they saw me with these trash... 1199 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,940 ...bags. Honestly, I do not think I handled that situation well. 1200 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,860 The tarp. Got... 1201 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:38,810 ...the mop. Yeah... 1202 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,410 ...he's in bad... 1203 00:57:43,450 --> 00:57:44,550 ...shape. Yo... 1204 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,780 ...Seven, come... 1205 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,810 ...on. Help me out. This guy's heavy. We got to fucking move. We got to... 1206 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:54,160 ...get him on the tarp. 1207 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:00,770 Come... 1208 00:58:01,150 --> 00:58:02,720 ...on. Just turn me... 1209 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:06,040 ...in. Just turn me in. 1210 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,880 Milk, now is... 1211 00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:09,670 ...not the time for this shit... 1212 00:58:11,590 --> 00:58:13,640 ...bro. Just fucking turn me... 1213 00:58:16,190 --> 00:58:17,780 ...in. Do you... do you see this? Do... 1214 00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:19,700 ...you see this fucking shit? We... 1215 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,190 ...got to fucking clean this. Dude, you're going... 1216 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:25,140 ...to make me do this by myself? Come on! 1217 00:58:26,010 --> 00:58:27,520 - You can turn me in. - No... 1218 00:58:28,030 --> 00:58:30,820 ...I can't turn you in, because then I'm going to go to fucking... 1219 00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,560 - ...jail. - You could fucking kill... 1220 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,590 ...me. Just fucking kill me, Milk. 1221 00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:40,040 Just turn me here and fucking kill me. 1222 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,120 'Cause I'm fucking... 1223 00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:44,480 ...done. 1224 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,230 Fuck! 1225 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,260 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm fucking sorry. God... 1226 00:58:54,290 --> 00:58:56,880 ...damn it, Seven. He's fucking... 1227 00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:02,680 ...heavy, dude. 1228 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,850 God damn... right where he wants us to land. 1229 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,060 - We know this is a prank. It's going to be around this. - We... 1230 00:59:18,090 --> 00:59:19,790 ...for 45 minutes. Where... 1231 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:22,000 ...did you bring us? God damn it. 1232 00:59:48,530 --> 00:59:53,040 What makes this the greatest kill in the history of serial art? 1233 00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:55,310 If you haven't figured it out by now... 1234 00:59:55,450 --> 00:59:56,840 ...you're not going to. 1235 00:59:56,890 --> 00:59:59,420 What better way to kill someone... 1236 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,580 ...than to not kill someone, 1237 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,530 but rather put all the pieces together... 1238 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:07,280 ...to make someone kill themselves? 1239 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,220 Seven was actually supposed to be my sixth kill, 1240 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,840 but then I killed Laura. 1241 01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:15,430 So Seven... 1242 01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:18,480 ...is my seventh kill. 1243 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:21,390 I didn't even think about that. And the fucker is... 1244 01:00:21,420 --> 01:00:24,160 ...about to be gone. Like, he is on his way out. I'm going... 1245 01:00:24,210 --> 01:00:25,870 ...to go up to his corpse... 1246 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,450 ...and I'm going to say, "How's that for being creative?" 1247 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,330 What do you mean, you don't like... 1248 01:00:34,010 --> 01:00:36,690 ...it? What... 1249 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:48,030 ...do you mean, you don't like it? 1250 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,340 ♪ I just can't let it down... ♪ 1251 01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:13,340 ♪ ...for good reason ♪ 1252 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:14,600 FROM THE MIND OF CURRY BARKER 1253 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:19,560 ♪ New groves in a vintage town and I'm in too deep ♪ 1254 01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:24,820 ♪ Hey, hey, I just can't let it down for good reason ♪ 1255 01:01:24,850 --> 01:01:27,030 ♪ Let it down for good reason ♪ 1256 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:31,390 ♪ New groves in a vintage town and I'm in too deep ♪ 1257 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:35,870 ♪ Drifting down the river like debris ♪ 1258 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:44,040 ♪ Alright now, cueing on to what is left of the meeting ♪